Being Mean to the Halfling

yourplayersaidwhat:

* Okay, so our Halfling Rogue Nico is the party punching bag for short jokes. These are a few.  PS. Nico, we are still not sorry*

*We all got a random potion for a Christmas like holiday. A NPC is telling us what they are.*

DM (as NPC to me): “ Okay, this is a fun one. You have a potion of Growth*

Me, being a smart*** : ” Nico, do you want to trade?“ * Death glare from across the table*

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* I have to take a potion of shrinking to fit in a cavern*

Nico: ” I think this is racist.“
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DM: “You find a small door, definitely not human size”

Random other player : “ Is it Nico size?”

Nico: “ I will fight you”
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DM: “ You find six rather large goats. About this* measures like 4 ft* tall. They are just taller than Nico”

Someone: “ Could Nico use them as mounts?”

DM: “ Yes he could.”

* Nico scowls*
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Okay, that is enough making fun of Nico for one day.

lt-amazil:

my-hardcore-kittens:

indie—cat:

rainamermaid:

memewhore:

sean3116:

sixpenceee:

As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

SOURCE

HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS

WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

What a fucking nightmare, just kill me.

I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead.

Omg^

This is a miraculous discovery, and opens up a lot of possibilities for medicine.