Being Mean to the Halfling

yourplayersaidwhat:

* Okay, so our Halfling Rogue Nico is the party punching bag for short jokes. These are a few.  PS. Nico, we are still not sorry*

*We all got a random potion for a Christmas like holiday. A NPC is telling us what they are.*

DM (as NPC to me): “ Okay, this is a fun one. You have a potion of Growth*

Me, being a smart*** : ” Nico, do you want to trade?“ * Death glare from across the table*

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* I have to take a potion of shrinking to fit in a cavern*

Nico: ” I think this is racist.“
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DM: “You find a small door, definitely not human size”

Random other player : “ Is it Nico size?”

Nico: “ I will fight you”
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DM: “ You find six rather large goats. About this* measures like 4 ft* tall. They are just taller than Nico”

Someone: “ Could Nico use them as mounts?”

DM: “ Yes he could.”

* Nico scowls*
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Okay, that is enough making fun of Nico for one day.