sirius-lupin-black:

things that sirius black thinks throughout the day

• i wonder what would happen if i jumped out the window

• i want to go back in time and murder the person who had the oh-so-brilliant idea of creating history of magic

• i’m so fucking hungry i might die

• moony looks hot today. well, hotter than usual.

• man, marlene is a bitch

• who puts red links on a biscuit with chocolate sauce ? moony needs appetite assistance before i lose mine

• *looks in a mirror* looking good, black

• if only moony were gay

• wait, what

• ugh, this class is utter bullshit

• i wonder if madam pomfrey would say anything about my scars if i asked her to fade them

• wow, i learned literally nothing today

• oh look, i’ve gotten the grim for the fourth time this year! hopefully i die before this class is over

• if i karate-chopped the professor’s throat, what would happen ?

• thank god, it’s almost free period

• is it considered bromance if you want to shag them ?

• i’m actually about to die here

• well, there’s four hours of my life i’m never getting back

• fuck, i’ve gotten another bloody howler

• smile, don’t look upset. moony gets stressed when you’re upset. it’s okay.

• moony is eating a hotdog. i love life and i hate the universe all at the same time

• god, i fucking hate being a black

• oh good, the slytherins are laughing. hopefully they’ll choke on their cheerfulness before i shove it up their arseholes

• have i studied ? did peter really just ask me that when he’s been with me all day?? i’m going to push him in the lake one of these days, i swear

• james is still staring at lily. maybe i should tell him that it’s obvious. but there’s always a chance she’ll hex him… i should just leave it

• if i accio-ed foods from someone else’s plate, is it still considered stealing ?

• i’m still bloody hungry

• did longbottom seriously just make a pun on his name ? oh, serious. hahah-wait

• did mozart slowly begin piecing together his symphonies or did he just say ‘what the hell, imma wing it’

• another howler? they must’ve been bored

• i wonder if i can speak faster than the commercial-defects-list-guy

• i really need to take a shower but i really don’t want to get out of bed

• i wonder how long the longest penis in the world is

• WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

• i need an excuse to talk to moony. i should just throw a pillow at him

• i wonder what it’s like to have a normal family

• may as well go to sleep, seeing as there’s nothing better to do

• it’s so fucking hot in here

• goodnight sun, goodnight stars, goodnight moony

• man, that was a good one