yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: most of my PCs started in prison. Bard got drunk and stabbed some people. Ranger is a perv. Homebrewed class magicked himself into a lords toilet by accident and was thought to be an assassin. Bard is now talking to that lord.

Lord: you look suspiciously like the description I heard of someone who murdered some people

Bard: what, nooooo. I’m a pacifist so it wouldn’t be me… *rolls a nat 1 persuasion*

Lord: *looks down at bards sword, looks up at bard* that’s a rather large butter knife for a pacifist

Bard: oh yeah I’m a pacifist with a sword. Wait….

*lord throws bard in prison*

*home brew had been watching this whole time, rolled stealth to get away and got a 2, proceeds to be captured*

They all get blackmailed into fighting a young dragon or get killed. And in the process the party gained a name. The pacifists with swords