Sick AU Prompts

otp-prompts-for-you:

– “I told you that you’d get sick if you cuddled with me… and no I’m not making you soup because I’M STILL SICK.”

– “Dude you have a serious fever.”
“Ha, it’s just because I’m so hot you can’t handle this.”
“No this is like hospital level fever. You are going to die.”

– “I want to just lay here forever, I feel so crappy.”
“Stfu you aren’t the one with the flu.”

– “Hey, can you buy another box of tissues?”
“I just bought you 3 yesterday!”
“I KNOW.”

– “I know this is a family cure and it’s supposed to make me better but that looks straight up disgusting.”

– “If you don’t take your freaking medicine I’m going to kill you.”                     “No need, this flu will do it for you.”

– “Ugh, do I have to get you soup right now?”                                                       “I will sneeze on you if you don’t.”                                                                       “Fair point.”

– “Look, I finally organized all my papers. Even though I’m sick!”                          *sneeze*                                                                                                                “Oh fu-”

– “I’M DYING.”                                                                                                         “You’re fine, you just have a cold.”                                                                       “I SAID, I’M DYING.”

– “I know you were super sweet and bundled me up in a bunch of blankets and brought me soup and tissues, but I have to go to the bathroom now…”