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A Package Marked “Return to sender”

Story by reddit user
manen_lyset

My neighbor is one of those annoying wannabe YouTube personalities.
Over the years, I’ve seen him cough out cinnamon, lay flat on the hood
of his car as it slowly creeps down the driveway, and douse himself in
lukewarm water, all the while screaming epic win, epic fail, or, fuck, epic maintenance of the status quo,
for all I know. It can get tiring to watch him go about his shenanigans
in the pursuit of viral fame. So, when he knocked on my door the other
day, told me he was going away for a few weeks, and asked that I get his
mail, honestly, it was a relief. I can’t explain the peace of mind I
had knowing I didn’t have to brace myself for any of his stupidity for a
while. I was always afraid his stunts would wind up bleeding over into
my life.

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