and eats dozens of eggs every morning (day). I submit as evidence those pictures of him from the first movie carrying around an inexplicable bag of eggs. He’s also really into kid’s sugary cereals and fights with Jacob over who gets the prize. Renesmee tells them they’re being childish.
Alice makes fruit smoothies and flits out the door without anything more substantial.
With Jasper it’s good old southern fare. Biscuits and gravy? Grits?
Esme makes French toast and omelets and enjoys eating them herself but she also loves customizing the omelets for the various family members. Who wants ham, who doesn’t like peppers or onions, etc. Sometimes she even comes up with new combinations that her targets always end up loving. She just ~knows.
Rosalie has a half a grapefruit and threatens Edward at least once every morning with the serrated spoon with which she eats it. She accepts Esme’s omelets and French toast occasionally out of respect.
Edward worries over the ethics of eating meat and eggs when so many animals have already died to sustain him and Emmett’s like “just shut up and eat the bacon, kid,” but he usually settles on a granola bar, unless he’s feeling guilty for making Esme sad and then eats whatever she makes. Then he feels guilty that Esme is cooking and insists on making breakfast for the family himself for a week as penance.
Carlisle has coffee or tea and some dry toast that he picks at while he reads the newspaper or a book. Once a week Esme snatches the reading material out of his hands and sets down a vegetarian omelet.
Jacob happily eats anything set in front of him and finishes off whatever the others didn’t eat. Esme is secretly smug, thinking he prefers her cooking to Emily’s, but Jacob’s kept his opinions on their cooking to himself. Doesn’t want to spark a vampire-shapeshifter war over muffins and French toast.
and eats dozens of eggs every morning (day). I submit as evidence those pictures of him from the first movie carrying around an inexplicable bag of eggs. He’s also really into kid’s sugary cereals and fights with Jacob over who gets the prize. Renesmee tells them they’re being childish.
Alice makes fruit smoothies and flits out the door without anything more substantial.
With Jasper it’s good old southern fare. Biscuits and gravy? Grits?
Esme makes French toast and omelets and enjoys eating them herself but she also loves customizing the omelets for the various family members. Who wants ham, who doesn’t like peppers or onions, etc. Sometimes she even comes up with new combinations that her targets always end up loving. She just ~knows.
Rosalie has a half a grapefruit and threatens Edward at least once every morning with the serrated spoon with which she eats it. She accepts Esme’s omelets and French toast occasionally out of respect.
Edward worries over the ethics of eating meat and eggs when so many animals have already died to sustain him and Emmett’s like “just shut up and eat the bacon, kid,” but he usually settles on a granola bar, unless he’s feeling guilty for making Esme sad and then eats whatever she makes. Then he feels guilty that Esme is cooking and insists on making breakfast for the family himself for a week as penance.
Carlisle has coffee or tea and some dry toast that he picks at while he reads the newspaper or a book. Once a week Esme snatches the reading material out of his hands and sets down a vegetarian omelet.
Jacob happily eats anything set in front of him and finishes off whatever the others didn’t eat. Esme is secretly smug, thinking he prefers her cooking to Emily’s, but Jacob’s kept his opinions on their cooking to himself. Doesn’t want to spark a vampire-shapeshifter war over muffins and French toast.
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