poly-positive-sanders-sides:

Responsibility

Logan: Excuse me, why am I considered the responsible one?

Virgil: Roman once stuck his hand in a toaster that was still on because he wanted his toast that second.

Roman: Virgil once ate ice cream with a knife because he didn’t want to acknowledge it was his turn to do dishes.

Patton: I almost crashed the car because I saw a dog on the side walk.

Logan: I’ll never question it again.