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Reblog this post with an out of context quote from your OC
“People point at things, and I stab the things for money. Someone here pointed at something, so I’m gonna go stab it now.”
“Don’t be silly, other dimensions are completely different.”
“You, me, the electoral college. I’m into this, let’s do business together, bitch!”
“You’re about as useful as green boy’s flaccid prick.”
“My hand is over there, sitting by Elvis.”
“Right, because I wanted to find a supervillain bleeding to death in my vegetable patch!”
“I didn’t know vampires could get drunk but somehow you’ve managed it.”










