Tag: my tags

asktheboywholived:

captofthesswolfstar:

rulerofsilence:

jilylicious:

justanothernerdyroleplayer:

ofemeraldandsilverblood:

iamaweirdhumanbeing:

twentyoneoranges:

immagonnagetya:

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

I’m running

I eat twenty one oranges a day. That’s it.
…
I hate my job.

I’m stuck in a white padded room for……..reasons

….. I guess I spend time searching for ways to make people bleed precious stones and metals? I have no clue

I get paid to do cosplay and roleplay

I’m a terrible Fergie impressionist

I stay quiet. All day every day. Not an intresting job

Legitimate captain of a boat…I can deal with this.

I live.

I protect the underworld…or practically the underworld. The people that live there wouldn’t disagree

icanhelpyouthere:

jammeke:

prongsmydeer:

Sometimes I like to think about how if James and Lily had survived they would’ve been grandparents in their early forties like can you imagine James taking his namesake to the park and someone cooing over him and the baby like, “Your son is adorable,” and he tells them, “Grandson, actually,” and they think he’s joking until James Sirius catches his attention by saying, “Grandad!”

#REBLOGGING BC JAMES OFFICIALLY WOULD’VE BEEN A GRANDPARENT AT 44#WHICH IS IN EQUAL PARTS AMUSING BOTH BC HE WOULD BE PRESIDENT OF THE HOT GRANDDAD CLUB#AND ALSO BC CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH IT WOULD FREAK JAMES OUT THAT HIS BEST MATE’S SON WAS ONLY A FEW YEARS OLDER THAN HIS GRANDSON#‘LILY OUR BABY HAS A BABY’#‘LILY WE’RE OLD’#‘JAMES WE SHAGGED IN BATHILDA’S ROSE BUSHES YESTERDAY WE’RE NOT OLD’ (via prongsmydeer)

THOSE FUCKING TAGS

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’

Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

gingerly-writing:

paper-shield-and-wooden-sword:

artprocrastinates:

nicholewrites:

toboldlywrite:

lady-redshield-writes:

oc-growth-and-development:

Reblog this post with an out of context quote from your OC

“People point at things, and I stab the things for money. Someone here pointed at something, so I’m gonna go stab it now.”

“Don’t be silly, other dimensions are completely different.”    

“You, me, the electoral college. I’m into this, let’s do business together, bitch!”

“You’re about as useful as green boy’s flaccid prick.”

“My hand is over there, sitting by Elvis.”

“Right, because I wanted to find a supervillain bleeding to death in my vegetable patch!”

“I didn’t know vampires could get drunk but somehow you’ve managed it.”