what-even-is-thiss:

jessethequeer:

what-even-is-thiss:

notafeeling:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

notafeeling:

any ‘which sanders side are you?’ quiz

question: how do you brush your teeth?

choice a: methodically.

choice b: anxiously.

choice c: happily!!!

choice d: brush my teeth??? NO good sir i CLEANSE them with the might of a warrior!!1!1! no cavities will DARE attack my pearly whites, for i am too strong, too great to be defeated!

They’re all just pick which one you want to be quizzes. Maybe I should make one. How do you make a quiz?

I have successfully made a quiz.

I Have A Bone That Needs A-Picking.

If you got that result you picked answers that gave you Roman points. I thought that quiz out very carefully. I even did math so it wouldn’t be more likely to give one result over another. Just enjoy being royalty.

Now I’m only mildly concerned that the only answer you can get is Roman. 😂

I assure you that they’re all equally possible. When I took it I got Virgil.

poly-positive-sanders-sides:

Responsibility

Logan: Excuse me, why am I considered the responsible one?

Virgil: Roman once stuck his hand in a toaster that was still on because he wanted his toast that second.

Roman: Virgil once ate ice cream with a knife because he didn’t want to acknowledge it was his turn to do dishes.

Patton: I almost crashed the car because I saw a dog on the side walk.

Logan: I’ll never question it again.

glumshoe:

succinctlysevered:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them