[At a nice event]
James: Wow Lily! You look beautiful. I mean you always look beautiful, but wow! Your dress is nice
Lily: *excitedly* Thanks! It has pockets!
Tag: me
Me: I don’t have the energy for this
Someone: For what?
Me: *gestures vaguely*
If I take out my earbuds to talk to you, you’re special.
If I rip them out, you should run.
And god help you if you rip one out
This Is Not My Cat
Funfact, stray cats who were previously house cats (often abandoned in strange areas away from their homes) will sometimes go into whatever house they can find, because they know they belong in a house.
That’s not a fun fact. That’s a very sad fact.
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