ENTP: *online* Eyyy the stars are beautiful but you’re lighting up my world the most tonight *cringes, throws phone, dies inside*
INTP: *muttering when alone* Apparently I’m intoxicated with chemical miracles and the overindulgence of hope, so that’s fucking fun, fucking thank you very much.
ENFP: Oh god. Do they like me?? Do they not??? Just give me a sign! Shoot, talk to them. Uhm, uh – “what’s your favorite color?” Damnit! Think, think…
INFP: *writing* …and when I am captivated by the light in your eyes I again lament how love is humanity’s greatest double-edged sword. *IRL* “Hi” *cries inside*
Tag: mbti
The Types As Random Family Members
ESTP: the uncle with the crazy party stories (don’t ask him about his college years)
ESTJ: the grandpa who buys you a stock for your birthday and tells you about how it could be worth billions someday
ESFJ: the soccer (and wine) mom
ESFP: the great aunt who always wanted to be a dancer and now forces her nephews to dance with her at weddings
ISFP: the artsy mom who never let their kids try sports
ISFJ: the mom who’s super sweet but will literally cut you if you don’t use her specific oatmeal raisin cookie recipe
ISTJ: the grandpa who asks you to name random capitals of the world “to see how much you’ve been paying attention in school”
ISTP: the uncle that introduces you to “Lord of the Rings”
INTP: the cousin you hear about but never actually see
INTJ: the uncle who hates kids but the kids still try to win him over
INFJ: the uncle who asks his nieces and nephews what they want out of life when they’re seven
INFP: the cousin who sits in a corner at family gatherings because they don’t want to be bothered
ENFP: the stereotypical crazy aunt
ENFJ: the sweet grandma who you’ll fondly remember years after they’re gone
ENTP: the dad who trolls their kids into wearing outdated crocs because it’s funny
ENTJ: the business dad who’s never home for dinner
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