like…crap – write write write

asktheboywholived:

captofthesswolfstar:

rulerofsilence:

jilylicious:

justanothernerdyroleplayer:

ofemeraldandsilverblood:

iamaweirdhumanbeing:

twentyoneoranges:

immagonnagetya:

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

I’m running

I eat twenty one oranges a day. That’s it.
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I hate my job.

I’m stuck in a white padded room for……..reasons

….. I guess I spend time searching for ways to make people bleed precious stones and metals? I have no clue

I get paid to do cosplay and roleplay

I’m a terrible Fergie impressionist

I stay quiet. All day every day. Not an intresting job

Legitimate captain of a boat…I can deal with this.

I live.

I protect the underworld…or practically the underworld. The people that live there wouldn’t disagree