Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
I walk in the forest 🌳
I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker
I’m a city. just like… the whole city.
i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!
I’m running
I eat twenty one oranges a day. That’s it.
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I hate my job.I’m stuck in a white padded room for……..reasons
….. I guess I spend time searching for ways to make people bleed precious stones and metals? I have no clue
I get paid to do cosplay and roleplay
I’m a terrible Fergie impressionist
I stay quiet. All day every day. Not an intresting job
Legitimate captain of a boat…I can deal with this.
I live.
I protect the underworld…or practically the underworld. The people that live there wouldn’t disagree