Teddy “No Chill” Lupin

culbleu:

Teddy and James Sirius are sitting in front of each other in the Library, chatting about their day. Teddy is crushing real hard on Victoire and well… it’s usually not easy to handle the feels.

James Sirius: […] so you know I was handing over a finished essay, in all specified terms, there was nothing wrong with the parchment being replaced by toilet paper right?!

*a Victoire sauvage suddenly appears*

Victoire: Hey just passing by, we have a study session tomorrow at 7 with the First Years don’t be late!

Teddy: Holy fuck

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The most ravenclaw thing I’ve done was probably in AP world history when it mentioned that the papacy was moved the France for a bit and then just continued. I asked my teacher and she didn’t know so I looked it up and presented her with a hand written paper the next day. Runner up would probably be when I bsed a nine page short story for chemistry based on hydrogen (I should’ve been doing iodine but the I looked like an H) the night before, got a 100, and she kept it as an example

shitravenclawssay:

you wrote a wholEASS PAPER?? WHEN YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO? Where can I purchase the motivation to do that? The Muji store?

also lmao if I did H when i was assigned I, my teacher would’ve burned the paper in front of me and then given me a 0

my sort of thing

jiilys:

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: turn down gasolina

Sirius Black: ur literally miles away

Remus Lupin: are you playing it

Sirius Black: well yeah

Remus Lupin: turn it down


Lily Evans to Sirius Black: tell potter to stop trying to engage me with fruit based wordplay

Sirius Black: he’ll be gutted

Sirius Black: also how did u get this number

Lily Evans: its written in the girls bathroom with TWAT over it

Sirius Black: and u assumed it was me

Lily Evans: well potter doesnt have an 021 number


Peter Pettigrew to gross gang: DISASTER ALERT

Peter Pettigrew: the vending machine ate my dollar and didnt give me my crisps


Peter Pettigrew to gross gang: stop seening me


James Potter to crew (cuts should b our new Look™): U LOT ARE NEVER GOING TO FUCKING BELIEVE THIS


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