intp-fluffy-robot:

ENTP: *online* Eyyy the stars are beautiful but you’re lighting up my world the most tonight *cringes, throws phone, dies inside*

INTP: *muttering when alone* Apparently I’m intoxicated with chemical miracles and the overindulgence of hope, so that’s fucking fun, fucking thank you very much.

ENFP: Oh god. Do they like me?? Do they not??? Just give me a sign! Shoot, talk to them. Uhm, uh – “what’s your favorite color?” Damnit! Think, think…

INFP: *writing* …and when I am captivated by the light in your eyes I again lament how love is humanity’s greatest double-edged sword. *IRL* “Hi” *cries inside*