asktheboywholived:

(( OOC: WHOOOOO!!!! Our first official Evermore teaser is out! šŸ˜€ For those of you who want to know more about this amazing project Iā€™m apart of, this should answer most of your questions!Ā 

Check out my Evermore tag for more info on the project, and if you havenā€™t already, you guys should follow us on our social media platformsĀ and share this video if you want to help us get the word out! ā¤Ā 

Iā€™m currently in charge of the Evermore IG story (among other things), so yā€™all can enjoy my nonsense in a work setting. šŸ˜‰ ))Ā 

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sirussly:

(( OOC: I couldnā€™t stop thinking aboutĀ ā€œUncle Kingsleyā€ after this askĀ I got and soā€¦ here you go. ))

Teddy Lupin didnā€™t know Kingsley Shacklebolt as anything other than the Minister of Magic until he was eleven years old.

On a school visit to the Ministry, as was the tradition for all first year Hogwarts students, Teddy was caught by a ministry official as he attempted to sneak past one of the guards for a dare, wearing the face of another employee. The resemblance was uncanny, however, a pint-sized eleven year old in Hogwarts robes sporting a handlebar moustache was likely to draw suspicion.

So when the Minister of Magic himself swept past with an entourage of at least six other wizards, calling in their direction: ā€œItā€™s alright Babbage, young Mr Lupin is with meā€ and thus causing the jaws of twenty first years to drop, Teddy himself couldnā€™t have told you what possessed him to shout out across the foyer, ā€œCheers, Kingsley!ā€

And when the Ministerā€™s eyes crinkled in silent laughter and his hand gestured for Teddy to follow him, Teddy did so, leaving behind his stunned teacher spluttering in astonishment.

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deepspacepirate:

The word ā€œmoistā€ is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

  • chunks
  • curdling
  • squirt
  • munch
  • bulbous
  • pustule
  • sink
  • squirm
  • slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is ā€œYes, yes you definitely can.ā€

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit ā€œthanks, i hate it!ā€ by sheer negative sonority

  • scrungo
  • beesechurger
  • mingus
  • hurgling
  • tungus
  • Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus
  • slurm
  • chungus
  • crungle
  • gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

  • bucket of curdling chunks
  • the pustulous gunch muncher
  • your squirming tungus
  • this crungy beesechurger
  • a squirting chungus
  • the slurm sink
  • a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ā €m o i s t ā €s c r u n g o

I just lost 800 brain cells and died a little on the inside from reading this

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