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by Lamberto Sassoli

602. Slytherins who only get competitive about things they’re good at. If they know they’re going to lose they’ll act like they couldn’t care less, but if someone tries to beat them at their own game then prepare for all hell to break loose

amuletgays:

historianista:

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

im not even lying im so mad

Posting to save a grad student’s life.

For all you students out there who hate doing citations or have a whole fucking bunch because of a long paper, Zotero is fucking amazing. It will log your citations for you, do your in texts, and make a bibliography, all with a couple of easy to use buttons and a word add-on. It’s free, too. Try Zotero, people, it will change your life.

cmpassionatesoul:

Twilight Deleted Scenes → Carlisle/Esme

heathyr:

chickenfarmersan:

This is dripping with Texas energy

frankcastiglione:

Which Frank Castle are you today?

speakswords:

too-cool-for-facebook:

lionesstaylor:

shamelessmentality:

These vines are my life

i am on the fucking floor DYING

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

icanhelpyouthere:

jammeke:

prongsmydeer:

Sometimes I like to think about how if James and Lily had survived they would’ve been grandparents in their early forties like can you imagine James taking his namesake to the park and someone cooing over him and the baby like, “Your son is adorable,” and he tells them, “Grandson, actually,” and they think he’s joking until James Sirius catches his attention by saying, “Grandad!”

#REBLOGGING BC JAMES OFFICIALLY WOULD’VE BEEN A GRANDPARENT AT 44 #WHICH IS IN EQUAL PARTS AMUSING BOTH BC HE WOULD BE PRESIDENT OF THE HOT GRANDDAD CLUB #AND ALSO BC CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH IT WOULD FREAK JAMES OUT THAT HIS BEST MATE’S SON WAS ONLY A FEW YEARS OLDER THAN HIS GRANDSON #‘LILY OUR BABY HAS A BABY’#‘LILY WE’RE OLD’#‘JAMES WE SHAGGED IN BATHILDA’S ROSE BUSHES YESTERDAY WE’RE NOT OLD’ (via prongsmydeer)

THOSE FUCKING TAGS

keyworld1101:

asktheboywholived:

captofthesswolfstar:

rulerofsilence:

jilylicious:

justanothernerdyroleplayer:

ofemeraldandsilverblood:

iamaweirdhumanbeing:

twentyoneoranges:

immagonnagetya:

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

I’m running

I eat twenty one oranges a day. That’s it.
…
I hate my job.

I’m stuck in a white padded room for……..reasons

….. I guess I spend time searching for ways to make people bleed precious stones and metals? I have no clue

I get paid to do cosplay and roleplay

I’m a terrible Fergie impressionist

I stay quiet. All day every day. Not an intresting job

Legitimate captain of a boat…I can deal with this.

I live.

I protect the underworld…or practically the underworld. The people that live there wouldn’t disagree

minero-tan:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

whiskey-and-a-wry-smile:

razorlightt:

jennitheodd:

gh0stcity:

gh0stcity:

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice.

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

Bee confident