write write write

writing-under-stars:

lolnoodle:

I’m so sick of villains doing their villain thing like torturing or killing characters while having classical music plays in the background. Why not play country or rap or fucking vocaloid when torturing others. Hatsune miku’s rolling girl playing in the background while you’re getting drugged is infinitely more terrifying than hearing Beethoven’s 5th

My villains will slaughter while the Mississippi Squirrel Revival plays in the background. Top that fuckers

corvidprompts:

“Incorrect. Do it again.”

“Xe’s been practicing for hours, xe’s tired, let xir take a break-”

“There are no breaks in the field. Again.”

“Xe’s twelve years old!”

jilylicious:

headcanon that at least one other person was an metamorphmagus in the black family because Tonks has to get the gene or whatever from somewhere

also headcanon that that person was good old Uncle Alphard

riddikulusmoony:

Top 15 Harry Potter characters:

15. You

14. Can’t

13. Rank

12. Them

11. Because

10. They

09. Are

08. All

07. Extremely

06. Amazing

05. In

04. Their

03. Own

02. Way

01. Remus Lupin

drarryonalley:

should-i-gay-or-should-i-go:

harry potter character vines that butter my beer because I’m a nerd

i’ve been waiting for this my whole life because i was too lazy to make it myself thx

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

kapitan5o:

thecatempire:

the-love-of-reblog:

novacorps:

pissedandpunk:

thickthighsnbigdreams:

angelic-agent-beyonce:

honeyedukes:

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

I am HERE for this.

Sirius escapes Azkaban and is united with Harry and joins the Order:

Sirius: My cousin Bellatrix?

Someone mentions Severus Snape at all:

Omg YASSSSSSSSS

modern au sirius takes harry shopping to a muggle mall

ron tags along when they go to the spa together

amrakie:

Lily Evans and Sirius Black had friendship brackets. Pass it on.

purebloodmalfoyx:

Harry telling Remus about “that black dog following him around”

Harry: There is this black dog following me around.

Remus: That sounds pretty..Sirius.

azkabqn:

Hermione: Don’t overreact.

Harry, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I’m not.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Rogue: In my defense I wasn’t trying to kill anyone

Fighter: You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few skulls.

Rogue: What kind of fucking omelettes do you make?

Fighter: Murder Omelettes