the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass
Any other requests? Send ‘em my way!
This is what a platypus skeleton looks like.
thanks, I hate it
perpetual-state-of-exhaustion:
A photo realistic tattoo. I’m in love with this. The artist is Eliot Kohek. More creepy posts.
WHAAATTT THEEEE FUUUUCCKKKKKK??????????
I love it!
holy shit
Wow – love or loathe tattoos, this is some serious talent!
Oh my fuuuuck.
there’s no party like a gryffindor party because a gryffindor party doesn’t stop until the common room is on fire again
you know who I miss? frank castle
- Gruff men who get all soft and happy when they’re with you
- Big men with calloused hands who touch you like you’re something incredibly special
- Grumpy men who chuckle at your bad jokes
- Calm men who get protective and irrational and then pretend like they didn’t
- Stoic men who look at you with gentle smiles on their face when you’re not looking at them with an expression that sort of says “I can’t believe she’s with me.“
writer’s ask meme
1: what are you currently working on?
2: summarize your current project
3: summarize your current project poorly
4: describe your favorite character or characters
5: post a line from your current project without any context
6: how do you get through writers block?
7: would you want to live in the world of your current work?
8: briefly discuss your outlining process, if you outline
9: what is the aesthetic of your current project
10: what song sums up your current work the best?
THAT’S MY GIRL !!!!!!!!!!