Alternate ending to Prisoner of Azkaban where, instead of just letting Lupin leave Hogwarts, the students lined the hall outside his little office and made a guard of honour with their wands for him to walk through. Muggleborns muttering “oh captain my captain” as he passed them.
everybody always says sirius black is the vain marauder but i dare you to try and tell me james potter did not stop in every single shop window/mirror/reflective surface to finger gun and loudly tell himself that he is “one hot bitch!”
True facts. Sirius’ whole aesthetic in canon is not giving a fuck, whereas approximately 88.7% of all references to James mention him fussing with his hair.
ngl james probably made sure his hair was looking fine af when voldemort was breaking into his home
‘lily, take harry and run. also pass me that mirror.’
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.