incorrectthesongofachillesquotes:

Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two

ladyowlett:

garden-ghoul:

tilthat:

TIL there is a Cyrillic letter so rare it is only used in the phrase “many-eyed Seraphim”

via http://ift.tt/2qZa2nY

and it looks like THIS

aka the only possible appropriate character for talking about angels

If somebody is curious, this is how multiocular O

looks in the Book of Psalms of 15th century

asktheboywholived:

Little Sirius Black in a Little French Beret.

Thank you for your time. 

asktheboywholived:

Peas in a Pod

(( OOC: Based on THIS text post. )) 

McGonagall: *addresses the class* Compare your answers with friends around you. 

McGonagall: *sighs* Yes, Mr. Potter? 

McGonagall: *withering look* Then compare answers with your nemesis.

James: *hisses* Sirius… psst, Sirius- 

*James’ books go tumbling to the floor* 

Remus: I’m surrounded by idiots. 

FIN

yourplayersaidwhat:

*During a series of puzzles where each player gets a puzzle especially designed for them*

DM: “in the next room, you see 4 doors before you numbered 6, 7, 8, & 9. Two doors are fake. one holds a terrible beast, the other? safe passage to the next stage”

Tank: “well 9 is obviously fake because seven ate nine”

*door 9 disappears*

Tank: “…and so is 6 because six seven ate”

*door 6 vanishes*

Tank: “The monster is probably behind door 7 because it keeps cannibalizing his friends”

*door 8 unlocks and opens. No monster*