I think James and Sirius had this never ending game of hexing each other with the most stupid spells. So there’s a moment McGonagall sees Sirius with only his head coming out of the sofa.
“Who did that to you, Black? Where is your body?”
“James.”
“I should give him detention and help you in this situation” she thinks out loud.
“Nah, I lost a bet. It was fair” says Sirius. “But I really need some help here.Wait. Professor? Where are you going?”
but sometimes she just had better things to do.
And when James appeared with big ears in the class.
“Who did-” she starts asking but Sirius is trying to contain his laughter so she just breaths. “Just take a sit, Potter.”
So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.
It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural
I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.
don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today
Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.
Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.
But do you pad across rooms?
Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.
FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.
I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.
This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.
I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw.
i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding
I gasp in shock with a hand to my chest, offended by the seriousness of this call out post.
I shake my head as my eyes widen and my heart skips in my chest as I read the words of this callout over and over again.
write write write 