ronandhappiness:

vivithefolle:

austenpoppy:

previouslyzaynhell-blog:

“i think i can tell the wrong sort for myself” yeah except draco saved harrys life and ron deserted him twice

When a facepalm is not enough.

Draco saved Harry’s life – once. I can leave you that.

Ron put his neck on the line – how many times ??

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

And do you really think that Draco “please-spare-me-I’m-on-your-side” would have been a better friend than Ron ??

……………………. Oh OP.

Oh, dear, sweet, silly, stupid, imbecile, brainfarted OP.

Alright listen up darling.

Who was NEVER on Harry’s side and was goddamn chuffed to see Cedric Diggory dead, who called Hermione a Mudblood, who mocked the Weasleys for being poor, who bullied Harry because he was an orphan, who loved himself some Voldemort?

DRA-CO MAL-FOY!

Who attempted to kill Dumbledore and was such a failure at it that he almost caused the death of two of Harry’s friends in the process?

DRA-CO MAL-FOY!

Who didn’t identify Harry Potter at Malfoy Manor but definitely said “Yeah” when asked if the girl was Hermione Granger?

DRA-CO MAL-FOY!

Who got saved by Harry Potter in the Room of Requirement and later tried to convince a Death Eater to spare them because, quote, “I’m on your side”?

DRA-CO MAL-FOY!

Who never did anything ever to redeem themselves because they’re a worthless piece of racist abusive garbage?

DRA-CO MAL-FOY!

DRA-CO MAL-FOY!

DRA-CO MAL-FOY! 

Who always came back when he realized he made mistakes, like, just as an example, “deserting” Harry?

RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!

Who befriended Harry and offered him a family?

RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!

Who was the one who stood by Harry when all of Gryffindor, including his own goddamn brothers, had turned its back on him?

RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!

Who would have gladly given his life for Harry and actually came very close to it – multiple times?

RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!

Who was most definitely NOT a racist bigot who thought himself superior to everyone else?

RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!

Who was the one Harry would miss the most and the bravest of them all?

RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!

RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!

RO-NALD WEAS-LEY! 

Don’t even try to compare your limp-noodled Trump supporter with the Gryffindor King – you’re out of your depth.

@previouslyzaynhell-blog Get schooled 🙂

prokopetz:

The true tragedy of the debate over whether tyrannosauruses had lips is that even if they did, anatomic comparison with modern saurischians suggests they would have lacked the fine breath control necessary to play the saxophone.

I think there’s a pattern here…..

marvelfanlife:

dontshootmespence:

Episode titled “Penelope”: Garcia is hospitalized after being shot by her date who turns out to be a dirty cop and is traumatized by the event

Episode titled “JJ”: JJ is given and pressured into taking a job offer that prompts her to leave the BAU for a while. She later accepts it and leaves the BAU

Episode titled “Lauren”: We get to know about Emily’s past where she worked undercover using an alias named “Lauren Reynolds” in which Ian Doyle is on the run and is out for revenge. She is later stabbed by Doyle tho survives but is forced to fake her death and go into hiding in order to protect the team and herself from him

Episode titled “Derek”: Derek is drugged, kidnapped and tortured and is on the verge of dying had he not start to hallucinate about seeing his father as he tries to motivate himself into staying alive before the team could save him

Episode titled “Spencer”: Reid gets arrested in Mexico and is falsely accused of drug possession and murder charges

Episode titled “Luke”:????

Luke:*sweats nervously*