unpromptly:

no. 68

“I’ve broken a thousand hearts,” the villainess snarled. “A hundred thousand. Ripped them out beating.”

The hero’s face was sad and tired. “I know. This is why—“

“Why what?” she asked, voice breaking suddenly. “Why you had to break my heart? Some kind of sick revenge?”

girlswillbeboys11:

Sirius: You can tell me what’s bothering you. You know, beneath this rugged exterior is a sensitive soul.

Marlene: No, there isn’t.

Sirius: No, there isn’t, but tell me anyway.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Guard (npc): These yetis usually travel in packs of about thirty…
Sorcerer: I could fight that many yetis with my bare hands!
Fighter, pointing at me: SHE could fight that many yetis with her BEAR hands!
Me, a druid (ooc): I turn into a bear.

sadmac356:

vagueenthusiast:

“No, I’m fine,” said Harry, wondering why he kept telling people
this, and wondering whether he had ever been less fine.

“And I said, ‘No.’ Like a liar”

asktheboywholived:

sirussly:

asktheboywholived:

Barnaby: *stares* ……….. What the fuck.