yourplayersaidwhat:

“Why are there so many orphans?!”

— Our bard after the newly established mayor explains he has cleaned up the city by building 9 new orphanages

rosalie-stan:

Carlisle and Esme: very cute very wholesome couple look, Carlisle ABSOLUTELY wears the dad sneakers as seen in image and rocks the hell out of them, Esme is one Hot Mama™

Jasper: yee (and dare I say it) haw, most stylish cowboy because his wife would never let him wear that tacky shit

Alice: very excited to be wearing wings, walks around waving her wand at the rest of the family and “casting spells” on them

Emmett: roars at people, occasionally sneaks up on Bella and growls in her ear to scare her, earning him many glares from Edward

Rosalie: is a goddess walking the earth do I really need to say more? finds Emmett’s antics adorable. Edward thinks the costume is stroking her ego but tbh she really is all that.

Bella: thinks she is hilarious for this idea, and Alice and Emmett agree that it is fan-fucking-tastic. Edward is less amused but can’t help smiling a LITTLE when she flashes her fake fangs at him.

Edward: is purely effervescent

shitthehousessay:

*over text*

Gryffindor: Fortnite?

Ravenclaw: Can’t I’m with my girl.

Gryffindor: Bros before hoes

Ravenclaw: She’s not a hoe, she’s my girl

kapitan5o:

In the Ravenclaw common room 17 year old Gilderoy Lockhard is pitching his new idea that will finally make him popular.