probablybadrpgideas:

To make sure your campaign is interesting, have 20 ways into an early boss fight which no one can possibly prepare for.
Bonus points if it happens through a crit perception check

silkyskykitten:

roseverdict:

chancethereaper:

rebuilding221b:

alliharkness:

rebuilding221b:

alliharkness:

ayellowbirds:

peacockandyagi:

diamondfangedbarbarian:

fireandlifeincarnate:

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

@melazertyiop

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass. 

The only constant is Wolverine.

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

@kiba-the-nerd-wolf

cooliogirl101:

theshadowedqueen82:

1. Set up a cart selling cabbages.

2. That’s it. Just wait for him to show up.

Cabbage dude had better luck finding the Avatar than Zuko did in all 3 seasons

sublimesubpumpkin:

sublimesubpumpkin:

sublimesubpumpkin:

i’m gonna make a funny text post that will be relatable to d&d players, which is something i have never actually played myself. here goes

when you’ve made a character that doesn’t have the same morals as you, but you’re dedicated to staying in character with your in-game actions

nailed it

its-hp-bitch:

iwontaskforever:

Listen I’ll stop trashing Snape as soon as someone can give me a good reason for Neville Longbottom, the boy whose parents were tortured to insanity by someone who is still alive, to be more afraid of Snape than anything in the world.

two-gay-marauders:

Professor Remus: Where’s my fucking wand?!

Professor McGonagall: Lupin, there are children here!

Professor Remus: Sorry. May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking wand?