Context: Our party just woke up in an inn (except my character, she was banned from the inn and slept outside) with a bunch of bodies nailed to the ceiling.
Player: As I see the bodies I start screaming.
Me: As I walk in and hear [player] screaming, I will also start screaming to assert dominance.
It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.
And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”
And I look at the bottom.
the ad is seven hours long.
UPDATE
i’m half an hour in
the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.
He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon
he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.
HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA
he’s really getting into the book
He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.
HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET
the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing
(( OOC: “Dark Times” was one of the first series I ever attempted to do back when I started this blog in 2015, and I’ve managed to remake it twice now. I thought it might be fun to have them all in one place so you guys can laugh at how dreadful it was and hopefully think “Boy, they’ve gotten a lot better”… hopefully. Omfg guys the first one’s so bad. Wtf was with Sirius and the fangs???))
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everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it
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