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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

nicowantsthediangelo:

qpocpotter:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

wet-hot-american-bummer:

this is the funniest scene I have ever watched

this 3:43 is better than all 8 potter movies

this was a wild ride from start to finish

marzipanandminutiae:

macthewrexosexual:

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

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“Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word “bottom” in their surname.“

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

He paved the way for future trolls and I fear that most of us have not lived up to the standards he set.

update: apparently the word was “shit”

in case anyone was as curious as I was

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screamingcrawfish:

screamingcrawfish:

my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob”

update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT, some TREES”

bauliya:

if-dementors-were-pink:

book one harry: *loses 2 house points* oh my god they’re all going to hate me this is the biggest atrocity i have ever committed in my academic career, i have forever tarnished the reputation of gryffindor house

book six harry: *loses 70 points for gryffindor* * almost gets expelled* ask me if i give a motherfuck??

Realistic character development

incorrectpunisherquotes:

Frank: Synchronize your watches.

Dinah: I don’t know how to do that.

Karen: I don’t wear a watch.

Micro: Time is a social construct.

dreamy-grey:

Sirius: You look adorable in my jacket, Moony~

Remus: I still think it suits you way better than me…

jencala:

-Sirius is messing with Lily’s hair while she and Remus try to study-

Lily: Remus, would you control your mutt please

Sirius: Ouch Evans, that hurts my feelings

Remus: Padfoot, sit

Sirius: -instantly sits down on the floor- not cool mate. so not cool

siriusly-not-over-remus:

Harry @ 5: I’m never gonna get bigger

Remus: Yes you will. We’re a family of late bloomers. I didn’t grow till I was 14, and neither did Sirius.

Harry: Why does that matter? I’m adopted.

Sirius: *slams hand on cabinet* WHAT?! WHO TOLD YOU?