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lizardsister:

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

the princess bride is exactly what a dnd campaign would look like as a movie like? the delightfully weird cast of characters with their own quirks, the strange pacing and narrative that still Works, the absolute absurdity of it all, the jumping back and forth between wanting to be serious and it being really funny, hell its even Told like a dnd story through the use of the grandfather being the one telling the story

what a fantastic fucking movie

also like the character backstories are SUCH dnd backgrounds like? “im out for revenge for my father who was killed by a guy with six fingers on one of his hands” “i bumped into a band of pirates and their leader liked me so much he ended up having me take on his title to retire”

that is the Exact shit that people come up with for dnd characters

DM: having narrowly escaped Humperdinck, you find yourselves in the dangerous Fire Swamps

Westley: do I know anything about this area? Any danger?

DM: roll a history check

Westley: 15

DM: you know of rumors of giant rats in the swamps, as well as quick sand

Westley: what do I know about the giant rats?

DM: roll nature

Westley: [nat 1] …… rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist

DM: hey what’s your passive perception-

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

smolstiel:

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pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

well this would have been useful last night

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

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twin-fox:

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sparklezoi:

sixpenceee:

Van Gogh’s famous painting: The Starry Night. History has it that Van Gogh painted Starry Night while in the mental hospital, and that the landscape in the painting is the view Van Gogh had from his window. He depicted the view at different times of day and under various weather conditions, including sunrise, moonrise, sunshine-filled days, overcast days, windy days, and one day with rain. 

Art critics at the time were convinced that Van Gogh’s signature style, characterized by bright and heavy brushstrokes, was sloppy, crude and childish. Van Gogh used his exaggerated and expressive brushstrokes to visualize the way he felt inside and reveal his personal impressions of whatever subject he happened to paint. The art of Van Gogh was largely unappreciated during his own life and in his own society. He himself considered the piece as a failure, even though it’s hung in museums and is worth millions today.

You can order a shirt here

Damn it, stop tempting me like this! 😛

I have a mighty need

I need this shirt in my life

Honestly those words on the shirt made me cry a little……

hugealienpie:

janeandthehivequeen:

janeandthehivequeen:

Popular perception of Rowena Ravenclaw seems to be that she was very erudite and serious and like. I’m not saying that’s wrong. And she was def a smart and wise lady. However,

She chose the location and name of Hogwarts because she “had a dream that a warty hog” led her there

So like

Have we considered the posibility that Rowena Ravenclaw might have been weird af

I’m bringing this back because none of you cowards will consider it. Individualism and creativity are core tenants of the Ravenclaw house. That breeds weirdness. Look at Luna. Rowena Ravenclaw would get her.

Have we considered the possibility that Rowena was, idk. Trolling everyone? And the whole time Hogwarts is being built, she’s hovering in the back going, “I can’t believe they fell for this shit”? Like, everyone thought she was soooo serious, none of the other founders ever imagined that she was messing with them