okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever
-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip
-everything men tell you is a lie
-store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand
-pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones
-don’t lie to your doctor
-seriously don’t
-at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life
-you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one)
-you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time
-people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude
-never underestimate the power of new underwear
sometimes when a person annoys me I sign them up to recieve a free Book of Mormon in the mail.
and when a person really annoys me, i take their email addresses, phone numbers and social media info and sign them up for the mother of all spamlists.
don’t annoy me.
Chaotic evil
that’s me
the mormon bible thing gives me extra satisfaction in that it is paid for & takes money away from mormons
Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip
I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is
(( OOC: Everyone’s interpretations of certain characters is different. Go with what you feel most comfortable acting – I’ve seen Tonks portrayed as very sweet and caring, or quite hard and brutal, and everywhere in-between. All are equally interesting and entertaining. It might take you a while to get an idea of how she acts in your head… for example I can see a huge difference in how played her two years ago to how I would now.
As for wigs/contacts/all that fun stuff, I have recommendations for those in my FAQ.
And here’s a comparison of Tonks then and now, because they’re always fun. ))
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