fuon-yuuki:

cybercum:

elemeno-pee:

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

Guys, install the PanicButton extension for Chrome. It closes and saves all your open tabs and opens up your preset ‘Panic’ ones like Facebook, Yahoo and Google for example. Then you can restore all your tabs by clicking the button again and entering your password. 

THIS IS THE MOST USEFUL THING SOMEONE HAS EVER COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY POSTS THANK YOU

THANK YOU AND REBLOG FOR EVERYONE

asktheboywholived:

(( OOC: Salazar and Helga are here to be awkward and stuff… also, apologies if we don’t post much, my internet is shit right now. )) 

BONUS: 

@ohtheclevernessofme1972

kvothbloodless:

bumblebeebats:

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

fat-mabari:

localrose:

localrose:

my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying

an update: they are Good Pajamas

This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.

lupinpettigrewblackpotter:

james: 

– first and only near death experience was when he almost choked on one of lily’s fake eyelashes (long story)
– knows all the words to every song from mulan but only when he’s drunk (he wakes up the morning after crying because he wants so badly to sing i’ll make a man out of you but he can’t remember how it goes)
– once wrote an entire essay whilst sitting in a tree because he didn’t want to admit he was stuck up there
– can’t pronounce g’s on the end of words 

sirius: 

– forgets that it’s not socially acceptable to walk about the house completely naked
– genuinely gets jealous when remus sees a cat on the street and pays it more attention than him
– literally fishes for compliments 24/7 and doesn’t even try to be subtle about it (”my hair looks nice today doesn’t it? DOESN’T IT? yea that’s what i thought”)

– will only pay attention in a class/lecture if someone gives him sweets to eat during it

lily:

– thought aslan was a character from the hobbit and got really angry when she watched the first movie and there was no mention of aslan in it
– the most pain she’s ever experienced was when she tried to recreate the lift from dirty dancing with sirius on a drunken night out and ended up throwing herself head first into a wall
– gets really defensive when people tell her cardigans are lame because “THEY’RE SO FUCKING PRACTICAL”
– genuinely thinks pokemon is called “pokey man” 

remus:

– once sprinted out a party and threw up on the doorstep because a girl told him she was in love with him
– unironically loves africa by toto (a night out is not complete unless he’s screamed his way through the entire song and started crying during it)
– whenever someone compliments him or tells them they care about him he just looks kind of uncomfortable and disgusted and softly says “ew”
– always forces the others to watch trainspotting with him and he pretends it’s because it’s his favourite movie but really he just has a massive crush on ewan mcgregor 

peter:

– doesn’t trust giraffes (”why are they so fucking long?????”)
– literally every group chat is just him annoying remus by spelling everything wrong because it’s hilarious to see him getting so worked up about the correct use of “you’re” and “your”
– will follow through with literally any dare: for example skateboarding to classes for an entire day even though he’s never ridden a skateboard in his life (safe to say sirius livestreamed a lot of it on instagram)
– has a life sized cardboard cutout of harry styles in his closet and still doesn’t know where it came from

mymischiefisnevermanaged:

Sirius: Mother always told me that if all the other kids were jumping off a cliff, I should, too.

Remus: Your mother said that?

Sirius: She was not a nurturer.

wolfstaraddict:

I can’t help but wonder how long it took Minnie McGonagall to put up rat traps in Gryffindor tower, and how the boys tried to convince her to take them down. Like:

“Professor! Would you really kill innocents, who have done nothing to you?”

“Minnie, is this a cat thing? Are you discriminating against your poor prey?”

“Hey prof, is it true that the traps are just so you can get an quick snack?”

boothewriter:

OI

NO MORE BAD THOUGHTS. DONT SAY YOURE A BAD WRITER. DONT SAY YOU WONT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. NO MORE SAYING THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR WRITING.

You are growing.

You are learning.

You did not work this hard to throw it all away.

Look at your past self. Look into their eyes. Would you tell yourself that? To just give up? To that little kid that dreamed of being a successful writer, would you do that?

No more bad thoughts.

Only encouragement. Only hope. Only writing that is made to be improved. Only growth.

Only good thoughts.