Author: kw1101

2 very ravenclaw things – i’m literally luna lovegood with blue hair 1) one time i actually asked the tumblr post ‘what if we said aristotle like chipotle’ out loud in a philosophy class 2) and one time i called it ‘avocado’s number’ just to be a dick

shitravenclawssay:

I love Luna lovegood!! My favorite character!! A queen!! An icon!! A legend!!
1. Yessss “aristotlay”
2. It’s okay I sometimes use the wrong “your//you’re” on purpose just to bother other people
Also I have this one friend who insists on pronouncing every French name in a super pretentious French accent just because she takes French, and so I enjoy pronouncing then horrifically incorrectly and seeing the horror in her eyes

Hii I have this headcanon that (especially older) Ravenclaws are super pissed off by all the riddles and ultimately answer like that: -What kind of dogs never barks? (A hot dog) -a fucking dead dog -well..technically, yes. -Forwards, I am heavy. Backwards, I am not. What am I? (A Ton) -the fucks that I let go about a year ago. And the doorknob would just go with it and swing open and young Raveclaws would be stunned and there would be competitions about who’s the sassiest it would be amazing

shitravenclawssay:

Headcanon accepted!! Someone once asked me what the difference between a raven and a chair was and my brain was too fried to come up with anything witty so I said “you shouldn’t shove either up your butt” and now people don’t ask me riddles anymore

vortexofdeduction:

tzikeh:

owl-librarian:

sasgalula:

coolcatgroup:

scaliefox:

switch-up-snowfox:

flimflamflummox:

shampooligan:

you know what lets actually bring back lolcats, they were so simple and so benevolent. like check this out

Here’s my favorite lolcat:

Next stop: Noobshire

it’s often the cute meme’s that age well once you get past the “literally everywhere” phase.

I like this classic

More classics

I went through almost ten years of photos on my Facebook page go find this

But WAIT! DO NOT FORGET. the granddaddy: 

HOLD UP THERE 

SKIPPY 

“I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER” GOT FAMOUS OFF THE BACKS OF THE PIONEERING LOLCATS

THIS WAS IN THE BEFORE-TIMES 

WHEN THEY WERE KNOWN AS 

CAT MACROS 

AND THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO MAKE ANY SENSE

AND NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH A FUCKIN’ FEW MORE

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Fun fact: Lolcats originated in 1870, well before the internet. Here is one such example:

firelightmystic:

stopdoopy:

sixpenceee:

Cutting a bloodwood tree. Based on my previous post, the bloodwood tree is a deciduous, spreading and slightly flat-crowned tree with a high canopy. It reaches about 15 metres in height and has dark bark. The red sap is used traditionally as a dye and in some areas mixed with animal fat to make a cosmetic for faces and bodies.

aight but imagine being the first human to see this 

like you got all sorts of religions and stuff with trees and plants in general 

and you just go one day like it’s normal

and your tree is bleeding

would’ve been terrifying 

….I feel like this is how the horror movie starts…