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Guys James-Remus friendship is important

Please. I need some headcanons so I’m gonna write some myself.

Give me an eleven year old James trying with all of his strength to befriend with the quiet skinny boy with the sweaters, because he looks lonely and sad and because “Everyone wants some friends Sirius!”

Give me a small baby Remus laughing for the first time with one of James’ jokes and making a sarcastic comment and Sirius laughing his arse off while James thinks that he was right about wanting this boy to be his friend.

After Sirius tells James that he thinks Remus is a werewolf, James imidiatly starts research trying to find ways to help his friend because he absolutely HAS to help because Remus would do the same for them.

Usually the nights before the foul moon Remus can’t sleep and he doesn’t want to wake Sirius up, and James doesn’t sleep either because honestly James never sleeps. So the two of them spend the night in James’ bed eating chocolate Frogs and telling jokes and planing pranks, and James tries to keep Moony’s mind off bad thoughts, and Remus laughs and laughs until he can’t breathe, just genuinely enjoying his friends company.

Give me James and Remus watching muggle horror movies together because Sirius and Peter are too afraid (“I’m not afraid! I’m just tired and I wanna go to sleep.” “whatever you say Pads”). And furiously stuffing popcorn to their mouths while having intense conversations about who is gonna die first.

Give me James and Remus going to the library to study and ending up in the restricted section looking for new spells they will use later.

James and Remus have so many inside jokes that sometimes it’s like they speak their own language and they are often found laughing for reasons only the two of them can understand(“what the bloody hell are they talking about, Pete?” “I don’t have an idea tbh”)

Remus introducing James to muggle video games (Sirius can’t play for shit, he just can’t figure out all this buttons!) and James gets so excited. In the marauders flat they have boxes and boxes of games but usually they just end up playing Mario cart.

They also play loads of board games and they have serious arguments and debates over the rules. (but Moony this is wrong! It can’t be like that I’m not doing it. But Prongs it’s in the fucking rules you can’t do what you want how are we supposed to play) and they just end up making their own rules about the games.

James once made a bet with lily and Sirius that he will very well be able to survive alone with Harry for a few hours. Sirius and Lily left to go shopping. James was like I got it I know exactly what I’m doing. But after ten minutes he rings up Remus like “Remus come here right this second I have nO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING.” but he didn’t know that when it comes to babys Remus is absolutely worse than he is. “Moony why is he doing that? Is he dying? What should I do?” “I don’t know jAMES should we use a silence charm?” “no Moony we can’t use a silence charm he is a baby!” “I don’t know James! I panicked!”

Also James being the mother of the group that he is, is constantly checking Remus like if he is eating enough if he is sleeping well and stuff.

Just. Just more about James and Remus friendship please.

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me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

What

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

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I feel like Emmett would be the one who nobody would suspect to be a vampire, not because he’s a dude bro or whatever, but because of his tendency towards jokes that, to humans, aren’t jokes at all. Eating. ‘going to the bathroom’. Going on and on about how good water is for you. Needing a seatbelt. Like to him, he finds it hilarious. “hold on let me get my glasses… I can’t see anything” as he squints at the chalk board and has to dig around his backpack to find them. Inside he is just FULL of chuckles. Why would he need glasses. His eyesight is perfect. His vision likely is MORE than 20/20. He is really feeling like a funnyman. Meanwhile the humans are not even sparing him a glance. His complusion to make ‘jokes’ is saving his ass from being scrutinized