rainwatersunset:

I feel like Emmett would be the one who nobody would suspect to be a vampire, not because he’s a dude bro or whatever, but because of his tendency towards jokes that, to humans, aren’t jokes at all. Eating. ‘going to the bathroom’. Going on and on about how good water is for you. Needing a seatbelt. Like to him, he finds it hilarious. “hold on let me get my glasses… I can’t see anything” as he squints at the chalk board and has to dig around his backpack to find them. Inside he is just FULL of chuckles. Why would he need glasses. His eyesight is perfect. His vision likely is MORE than 20/20. He is really feeling like a funnyman. Meanwhile the humans are not even sparing him a glance. His complusion to make ‘jokes’ is saving his ass from being scrutinized