yourplayersaidwhat:

The new party that I’m DMing for is incredibly low on strength (is that a doubtful look I see?).

They all start comparing stats.
Rogue: 8
Bard: 10
Paladin: 9
Ranger: 16

At one point, the party has defeated a sea hag using enchanted water that sucks the life from her enemies to be used to Grant her more life. An NPC that just saved the paladin from dying is standing with them investigating the pool.

Bard: We should push her in!

Paladin: No! She’ll resist and throw you in!

Both of them turn to the ranger: Pleeeeasee?