saltylittleslytherin:

James: *after him and marauders run off another one of Mcgonagall’s substitutes* Who do we have to suck up to now?

Mcgonagall: That would be me

Marauders: *turn around* Mcgongall?

Mcgongall: I’ve been gone for two weeks. Two weeks. And you ran off two people! I’ve got people phoning me at home, screaming telling me my students are Rosemary’s babies! Nobody wants you! Do you think I have time for this? I am sick! I’m supposed to be on bed rest. I’m supposed to be healing. I’m supposed to be calm. Do I look calm to you? Did I raise you fools to be pariahs?