War room meeting.

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DM: You finally reach the room. Everyone but you from your group is inside. (Inside is a queen, a king, a god, Excaliburs holder, and a dragon Lord.

Goblin sorcerer (me): I want to go into the room then.

DM: The door is closed.

Goblin: I knock then.

DM: A royal gaurd stops you from knocking.

Goblin: Fuck you it’s nice to knock let me knock damnit.

DM: He doesn’t let you.

Goblin: Fucking knocking is nice *pulls witches hand from bag. I throw the witches hand at the door so I can fucking knock.

DM: The gaurds notice you throwing a cursed hand at the door. Immediately 30 gaurds come out and shoot you.