cockmcstuffins:

end of new moon jacob never happened and in my mind he just remained bella’s lovable best friend who sympathized her with all the weird supernatural shit going on with her in her life bella’s like “and vampires are trying to kill me! again!!” and jake’s like “i broke my couch sitting on it in wolf form and now my dad’s mad at me and he’s talking about no furniture rules but he didn’t specify when i’m not allowed on the furniture on purpose”