yourplayersaidwhat:

My half-orc barbarian was fighting her arch nemesis in a cathedral and I was still salty about this monster sparta-kicking me off a cliff. Out of sheer spite, I managed to stab her great-axe – yes, STAB her GREAT-AXE – halfway through this monster.

DM: Alright, (barbarian), we are back on you. How would you like to proceed?

Me (ooc): I want its spine.

DM: I’m sorry?

Me: I. Want. Its. Spine.

I proceed to roll a nat 17 and stab the great-axe straight through the monster, severing its spine and killing it. The DM fears me now.