transbeauswan:

TWILIGHT AU

• during the baseball scene, victoria registers james is trying to fight seven vampires with only herself and laurent as backup
• so she’s immediately like, i’m done with this bullshit and just like. removes james’ head right there.
• which is buckwild but victoria isn’t for subtlety, she loved dramatics.
• laurent doesn’t even interact and the cullens are just dumbfounded.
• cue victoria: “i’m interested in this vegan lifestyle of yours, i’d love to talk about it with you”
• now victoria and laurent are sort of kind of living with them (but really, they both like to wander so not)
• victoria barely tries to reign herself in. someone bumps into her at the grocery store, they find the front of their truck smashed in.
• she forgets/doesn’t care to wash the blood off after a hunt.
• constantly has to be reminded not to stare or stalk after humans in broad daylight.
• LOVES sitting where she isn’t supposed to or taking people’s things and scaring them off when people say anything
• laurent isn’t as bad as her, but he definitely gives off “vampire vibes.”
• he enjoys trekking through the woods and will disappear for days.
• both he and victoria forget shoes, a lot.
• really, really interested in carlisle’s control, spends time in his study and learning more about medicine.
• carlisle and laurent become good friends.
• laurent’s body language is just constant lounging. no matter where he is.
• developes a people watching hobby, goes to diners or parks and takes a seat for a couple hours.
• due to his age, he assimilates really well to being amongst humans.
• ANYWAY. just imagine: victoria and laurent join the cullens.