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Twilight the Musical – how I picture it going down

–          Everyone sings except Charlie, even if people are singing to him.

–          Bella’s first day of High School and everyone starts signing about the new girl “Isabella” and Bella keeps saying “It’s Bella”

–          Mike Newton has a solo called, “How You Likin the Rain, Arizona?”

–          Bella has an indie rock song about how she hates the rain and how everything here is too green.

– It ends with a ballad about how she misses her mother, and how she is nervous to live in a new place with her father, who she should feel safe enough to tell she feels scared, but has too much pride to admit it. She then wonders if anyone really cares – and has a soft hope she’ll finally find her place

–          Lunch room break dance song about the Cullens to Bella (all the rumors and gossip) with the Cullens chiming in from time to time and adding their own fun twist (Jasper and Emmett belting “we’re vampires – we’re fucking vampires”)

–          Dramatic solo from Edward when he first meets Bella in the biology class how she must be sent from the devil herself to ruin him

–          Bella accompanies with “Do I smell?” and other thoughts for why Edward hates her – no one else can hear them of course.

–          Basically a lot of duets between Bella and Edward (Edward sings like he’s from the 1910s/1920s and Bella accompanies with a more indie rock vibe)

– “About three things I was absolutely positive” musical solo from Bella

–          Musical dance number with the Cullens prepping for Bella’s arrival and the first introduction

– The baseball scene is basically the same but they sing supermassive black hole by muse

– James is about to sing right as he is about to finish off Bella when Emmett tackles him

– Edward sings about if he is strong enough to suck the venom out of Bella. Everyone else argue singing that it’s probably better for Bella to become a vampire and Edward arguing back why she can’t. Carlisle trying to look at both sides.

– Renee and Bella have a hospital duet scene called “I think that boy is in love with you” where Renee is stating the facts and Bella is explaining its just a crush with Edward making reaction faces in the background

– Prom scene – except it cuts to Charlie and he talks about what he thinks is going on between Edward and Bella and the fiasco and how he is worried for his daughter. Near the end he starts to sing but then stops muttering “Fuck my daughters dating a vampire” and goes to grab a bottle of vodka and takes a shot

– Ends with dramatic solo from Victoria