Who was NEVER on Harry’s side and was goddamn chuffed to see Cedric Diggory dead, who called Hermione a Mudblood, who mocked the Weasleys for being poor, who bullied Harry because he was an orphan, who loved himself some Voldemort?
DRA-CO MAL-FOY!
Who attempted to kill Dumbledore and was such a failure at it that he almost caused the death of two of Harry’s friends in the process?
DRA-CO MAL-FOY!
Who didn’t identify Harry Potter at Malfoy Manor but definitely said “Yeah” when asked if the girl was Hermione Granger?
DRA-CO MAL-FOY!
Who got saved by Harry Potter in the Room of Requirement and later tried to convince a Death Eater to spare them because, quote, “I’m on your side”?
DRA-CO MAL-FOY!
Who never did anything ever to redeem themselves because they’re a worthless piece of racist abusive garbage?
DRA-CO MAL-FOY!
DRA-CO MAL-FOY!
DRA-CO MAL-FOY!
Who always came back when he realized he made mistakes, like, just as an example, “deserting” Harry?
RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!
Who befriended Harry and offered him a family?
RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!
Who was the one who stood by Harry when all of Gryffindor, including his own goddamn brothers, had turned its back on him?
RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!
Who would have gladly given his life for Harry and actually came very close to it – multiple times?
RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!
Who was most definitely NOT a racist bigot who thought himself superior to everyone else?
RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!
Who was the one Harry would miss the most and the bravest of them all?
RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!
RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!
RO-NALD WEAS-LEY!
Don’t even try to compare your limp-noodled Trump supporter with the Gryffindor King – you’re out of your depth.