breakingisabella:

twilightmidnightsuns:

Ok consider this: The Twilight Saga, and everything is the exact same, except in the first book Bella actually hits Edward’s car bc she was so frustrated at him

okay but you know that once she realised he was indestructible she just did things like this all the time like

edward standing in front of bella’s car: bella you can’t go and see jacob. i forbid it.

bella with her foot on the gas pedal: fucking watch me bitch