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McGonagall: Where’s Mr. Black?

Peter: Doing stuff.

McGonagall: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Mr. Lupin?

Peter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing stuff.

McGonagall: Mr. Potter?

Peter: Trying to stop Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here, Mr. Pettigrew?

Peter: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping James from stopping Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.