eleanorscullen:

You know damn well the Cullen’s don’t ever play monopoly. Jasper couldnt even calm the room down the few times they did play, Rosalie almost amputated one of Edwards limbs, Alice is a scammer, Emmett got so fed up he slammed his hand on the table and broke it. Esme banned it from the house and burned the board game to show she wasn’t fucking around, Carlisle came home to tension and an empty dining room.