slytherinloner:

The truth

Gryffindor : you may think I’m super brave and daring but I am deathly afraid of the day my mother will learn all the shit I’ve pulled.

Ravenclaw : you may think I’m super smart and study a lot but the truth is I’m 72% bullshit and 28% random facts found on he internet.

Hufflepuff : you may think I am nice and caring but the truth is I’m so nice you can’t even see me preparing to kill you for hurting my friends.

Slytherin : you may think I am intimidating and dignified but I actually own underwear with glow-in-the-dark ghosts on it and I whisper “spoopy” every time I put them on.