prokopetz:

Tiers of relationship subterfuge in ascending order of difficulty:

Level 1: Fake married

Level 2: Fake owning partners of fictitious business

Level 3: Fake running mates in fraudulent campaign for political office

Level 4: Fake immortal nemeses fulfilling invented apocalyptic prophecy

Level 5: Fake opposing/complementary aspects of fabricated chthonic deity

Level 6: Actually married and obliged to pretend you don’t know each other