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Ravenclaw: I made tea.

Slytherin: I don’t want tea.

Ravenclaw: I didn’t make it for you… This is my tea.

Slytherin: Then why are you telling me?

Ravenclaw: It’s a conversation starter.

Slytherin: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Ravenclaw: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.